No return! Despised women offer sassy advanced lessons with scathing text responses to hopeful ex-partners
- Fun messages from around the world rounded up by withmyladies.com
- After former partners make a sneaky effort to rekindle their romance, this tour offers a lesson in how to provide shade in just a few hundred characters.
- One woman tells her ex: ‘Do you want to be the sun in my life?’ Good, then stay 92, 935, 700 miles from me :)’
- Another joke: Are you air or water? Then I don’t need you…”
When a relationship ends, it rarely ends completely, as this selection of letters – in which exes try to reignite the flames of passion with past stresses – proves.
However, ex-partners from all over the world, desperate to rekindle romance with women who have abandoned or cheated on them, have been given short attention in this sassy course compiled by withmyladies.com.
There is a woman who once belittled her partner with the following line: ‘Do you want to be the sun in my life? Good, then stay 92, 935, 700 miles away from me :)’
Then there is the text which, after you fill it with a series of messages in an attempt to make a connection, writes again “unsubscribe”. ouch.
Scroll down for a selection of responses full of situations that saw one-time partners do well and really kicked it to the limit…
Beautiful Nightmare: This romance stays rooted in the past thanks to an absurd return
Now, this is harassment! Paige rolls in her ex… then unleashes the distance from the sun
Not dumping their words… June 8th means absolutely nothing but trouble for this person
Keep it brief: Like a subscription you don’t want anymore, this one quenches their former flames
Definitely not pulling punches: This ex-lover gets it right
In your dreams, my friend! This woman makes a scathing comeback to a dirty message
Washing my hair every day: There’s no chance of a flat white in between these two things
This person is now sleeping like a baby…without a cheater in his life
Fail the first hurdle: Roaming romances don’t work if you misspelt someone’s name
Maybe a little harsh: This guy doesn’t show any bones about his insensitivity to an ex
Fell! This woman serves her revenge right cold
Find me on social media! The ex-partner has no plans to see his ex-partner in the body anytime soon
put down! You ignore the slightly over-dramatic message here
That’s my excuse! This relationship died and was buried by at least one person in it
Never turn back: calling her a one-time love is a mistake, this person is only looking forward to the future
Like this Joker: This iMessage elicits a string of laughs, then a quick goodbye
No Air: Apologies for this cheating gets nowhere at all
I need you like a hole in the head: this person gives his old love heave-ho